"Don't Get Ripped and Dipped" says Dr. Miami

Codename: Ab-o-licious

Location: Online chat Re: Ab-o-licious Heart Attack Text 

w. Dr. Miami

Website: Plenty of Fish.com

Note: If you need Dr. Miami's assistance with all those male and female quandaries, his assistance is available and he can be reached at dblesser4@gmail.com.

Or as Dr. Miami puts it, don't put out for 5 dates at least or else you'll get RIPPED AND DIPPED!

V

ok Dr. Miami you’re on- the guy called me 


yesterday and said his friend does indeed have a 


heart condition

so we're going out today

now here's my question

you ready?

2:15pmDr. Miami

wait start over

my chat  froze

and i lost all u said

haha

2:15pmV

ok

the guy i told you about yesterday

the one who i thought lied

but called me yesterday

and said his friend does indeed have a heart 


condition

2:15pmDr. Miami

lol

2:15pmV

so we made nice

2:15pmDr. Miami

a heart murmur

or did he really have an attack

2:15pmV

his valves had filled with water

thus inducing a mild heart attack

because of his condition

2:16pmDr. Miami

gee willagers

o ok

so u picked up and he told u that

and now what

2:16pmV

so we're going out tonight

here's my concern

he really has upped the sexual territory

like this is a second date

and he has made it clear

2:17pmDr. Miami

hahahahaha

2:17pmV

he wants to cross 3rd

2:17pmDr. Miami

he wants to boneeeeee

2:17pmV

yup

2:17pmDr. Miami

lmao

so do u wanna

or ur not like that

2:17pmV

i do- but i dont know him well yet

2:17pmDr. Miami

haha

just say NO

2:17pmV

hahahahhaha

2:17pmDr. Miami

then get to know him

2:17pmV

i kind of have

right right

2:17pmDr. Miami

listen

i have had the same girl sleep over my house for 5 nights

and i just f**gered her last night

2:17pmV

hahahahh

2:17pmDr. Miami

and she refuses to f**k me

bc she thinks im a playa

2:18pmV

LMAO

2:18pmDr. Miami

but im trying to prove her otherwise

like this has potential to be my gf

so im rolling with the punches

2:18pmV

nice

well he's already made it clear that he meant it 


when he said he liked spending time with me

that he's a good guy

etc.

etc

so i feel like i should believe him

2:18pmDr. Miami

hahahaha

thats your mistake

rule #1

2:19pmV

hahah

2:19pmDr. Miami

trust no guy!

hahah

2:19pmV

i know right

2:19pmDr. Miami

we will always tell you what you want to hear

2:19pmV

i figured

he really turned on the charm

2:19pmDr. Miami

ALWAYS

so he has good game

haha

2:19pmV

exactly

now how do i make sure the game doesnt play me

2:19pmDr. Miami

well how do u know he’s not gonna ditch you after


 he f**ks u

2:19pmV

yea i dont know

2:20pmDr. Miami

your already getting played

2:20pmV

exactly

2:20pmDr. Miami

listen to yourself

hahahah

he has you on a string

you’re his puppet right now

2:20pmV

haha

2:20pmDr. Miami

you just don’t realize

you gotta play the game back

make him want you

but dont let him have you

haha

if he keeps persisting then eventually he will be


 rewarded

but make sure

or else u might


t get ripped and dipped

haha

2:21pmV

LOL

words to live and die by: ripped and dipped

2:22pmDr. Miami

lmao

i speak the truth

2:22pmV

i mean i def. dont want to go too far tonight

2:22pmDr. Miami

i should write a book

2:22pmV

hahah

2:22pmDr. Miami

Don’t do it

kiss and that’s it

no more

2:22pmV

so basically i'm wearing tight jeans and a belt

above the belt action only

2:22pmDr. Miami

dont end up in his/your bed

go out

2:22pmV

hahahha

2:22pmDr. Miami

dont take him home

2:22pmDr. Miami

unless u wanna bang

2:23pmV

i do but not yet

i don’t even know him yet

he's got potential

2:23pmDr. Miami

ok

well don’t allow it to happen

don’t get too drunk

don’t let him get too drunk

2:23pmV

we're just going to the movies

2:23pmDr. Miami

you control what happens

don’t think with a wet p*ssy

2:23pmV

It’s a school night

2:23pmDr. Miami

think with your brain

2:23pmV

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:24pmDr. Miami

when u feel the wetness dripping down your leg


 then it’s time to go home

hahaha

2:24pmV

LMAO!

2:26pmV

LOL

so question

hypothetical

2:26pmDr. Miami

shoot...

2:27pmV

so IF the girl you had been seeing had f**ked your 


brains out last night- would that freak you out or 


would you continue to pursue

2:27pmDr. Miami

i would never take her seriously

i would never be committed with her

my thing is if a girl f**ks me within the first 5 or so


 dates she’s just a whore

2:27pmV

OMG

2:27pmDr. Miami

bc IF she did ever become my gf and we ever broke up

i would always remember i f**ked her within 5 


dates so she is probably f**king someone else

hahahaa

that’s too sleazy

i like girls that make you work for that puss

2:28pmV

hhahha

2:28pmDr. Miami

its better than xbox

hahahahah

2:28pmV

what if she was just highly sexual

you wouldn’t even give her a pass

2:29pmDr. Miami

im not saying i wouldn’t f**k her

im just saying it would never turn into anything

because she would always be the girl who f**ked 


me after 2 dates

haha

2:29pmV

i really thought that sh*t was a myth

2:30pmDr. Miami

hey I’m sure not every guy thinks like me

2:30pmV

i keep hearing it

2:30pmDr. Miami

this is my own original way of doing thing

all from learned experiences

2:30pmV

not from guys but from the girls

but hey i've been single for 4 years so maybe i 


should listen up

2:30pmDr. Miami

girls just say that so they don’t feel so whorish 


about themselves lol

2:30pmV

LOL\

2:30pmDr. Miami

if you got game it doesn’t matter

a chick can tell me I’m not gonna f**k you tonight

and i guarantee by the end of the night she is going


 to be riding my c*ck like she is on a bull in a texas


 rodeo

2:31pmV

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:31pmDr. Miami

its all about how you use your words

and how you can manipulate the situation

hahaha

im a expert

lmao

2:31pmV

you do got game- i'll give you that Dr. Miami

2:32pmDr. Miami

hahaha

sex is all a game

2:32pmV

yea dude

2:32pmDr. Miami

between a guy and a girl

2:32pmV

but i hate the game

HATE the game

2:32pmDr. Miami

who can hold out the longest

2:32pmV

i can hold out

2:32pmDr. Miami

who can convince the other person to make a move

who gives in and who puts out

2:32pmV

so if he convinces or challenges me to make the


 first move and i do it- he wins

he's got the power

2:33pmDr. Miami

u never make the first move!

NEVER

NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER

Don’t even test the waters

i mean do test the waters

2:33pmV

hahah

2:33pmDr. Miami

see if he’s a p*ssy and afraid

or if he’s crazy and aggressive

depending on what u like

i usually try and take it slow

even though i wanna rail the sh*t out the girl

it makes me seems like i care

and I’m moving slow

2:34pmV

LMAO

2:34pmDr. Miami

and taking my time

hahahaha

2:34pmV

so how would i know if he cared FOR REAL

2:34pmDr. Miami

and in the end

PATIENCE PAYS

everytime!

that takes time

u gotta feel him out

have deep conversations

and listen to him

2:34pmV

yea we haven’t gotten to deep convos yet

2:34pmDr. Miami

but also try and manipulate what he tells you

2:34pmV

like for example?

2:34pmDr. Miami

if he tells you i think i like you

be like yea you probably tell every girl that

see how he reacts when u put him on the spot lol

don’t let him make u feel special

bc the truth is he’s probably using his words to take


 off your pants

2:35pmV

i thought so

he is pushing hard too

he ims me at work

and turns it right to that

2:38pmDr. Miami

i mean

he prob has no game

hahaha

2:38pmV

no he does have game

2:38pmDr. Miami

do you guys text all the time

2:38pmV

he knows what he's doing

we were last week/ iming

than that thing on friday happened

i didn’t call or text him back

deleted his facebook and number

2:39pmDr. Miami

lol

2:39pmV

and than i got a call on monday

2:39pmDr. Miami

so drastic you are

V

So RECAP: In short you say hold out 5 dates or 3


 weeks to a month?

i'll know if he's not really interested if he bails 


before that time

V

What's the shortest time i can get away with

I'm a woman and have needs Dr. Miami

2:50pmDr. Miami

hahha

make him wait at least 5 dates or more

haha

2:51pmV

k i can do that

Ok soooo... the doosh is V

So I just got a call from Ab-o-licious asking if I deleted his number... because he probably noticed I deleted his facebook... and his friend has a heart disease and his valves had gotten filled with water inducing a mild heart attack, thus giving him a ticket to the ER. His friend is now ok and back at home.

As I explained to Ab-o-licious, I just met him and what he sent me was highly suspect but that I was sincerely sorry about his friend and explained that I really thought he was lying.

We are hanging out again :)

"...my best friend believe it or not had a heart attack! I'm not kidding!!!!"

Codename: Ab-o-licious
Location: Woodland Hills
Website: POF

 Last night's text before planned second date:

V (8:34PM): Leaving house now should be there in half an hour

After I arrive in Woodland Hills, I look at my phone:

Ab-o-licious (8:35PM): No! Hold on! I have to go to the ER!!! My best friend believe it or not had a heart attack!I'm not kidding!!!!
 Ab-o-licious (8:54PM): I swear I'm not lying! I promise to make it up to you!!!

Ok truth time... I think he's full of sh#t. He had been talking to me all week about this date, than trying to up the hook up potential and when I didn't seem to "vibe" with it- he seemed less connected. I mean dude, emergencies = phone calls...

But f#$k... what if he's not lying.

V (9:10PM): I really hope everything turns out ok. Let me know if you need anything.

Ab-o-licious ( 9:33PM): Thank you! I'm so sorry about this!!! Serious stiff though :(
Note: I think he meant * stuff you guys.

This is my first "best friend had a heart attack" excuse... the guy is 25.

Ab-o-licious

Code Name: Ab-o-licious

Location: Discussion online

Website: Plenty of Fish (POF)

GK (10:59:41 AM): so is your second date today or did it happen already?

V (10:59:51 AM): its today

GK (10:59:55 AM): what's his code name btw, you didn't give him one

V (10:59:58 AM): i was excited before he drunk im'd me

V (11:00:01 AM): haha

V (11:00:10 AM): i know i was calling him by his name because i thought he was a good guy

V (11:00:19 AM): ripped abs?

GK  (11:00:25 AM): lol the good ol' drunk text, he's thinking about you then

GK (11:00:40 AM): yeah you actually called him by his name, wtf

V (11:00:40 AM): yeah but i was hoping he wanted to date me

V (11:00:52 AM): not just hook up with me

GK (11:00:54 AM): let's call him the bidy

GK (11:00:55 AM): body

V (11:00:58 AM): haha

GK (11:01:11 AM): so the body called me last night

V (11:01:14 AM): hahah

GK (11:01:14 AM): yeah that works

GK (11:01:25 AM): or ab flex

V (11:01:30 AM): hahahaha

V (11:01:34 AM): ab-o-licious

GK (11:01:37 AM): lol

GK (11:02:04 AM): hmmm i could go for either ab flex or ab-o-licious

V (11:02:12 AM): well i'll work from both

V(11:02:20 AM): see they only make my blog when things dont work out

V (11:02:24 AM): that's why i write two years back

GK (11:02:33 AM): haha

GK (11:02:52 AM): i know but i just have a habit of coming up with nicknames versus calling them by their names

V (11:02:57 AM): hhaaha

V (11:03:02 AM): like they’re not really people

V (11:03:07 AM): just figments of our imagination

GK (11:03:17 AM): when i slip up with the govt name that's when i know i like the person

V (11:03:26 AM): haha\

GK (11:24:46 AM): so where are you and ab-o-licious going?

V (11:24:59 AM): see that's where the lack of excitement comes in

V (11:25:06 AM): i threw out mini golf

V (11:25:10 AM): he threw out drinks

V (11:25:19 AM): i threw out pier in santa monica

V (11:25:26 AM): and he said whichever you like

V (11:25:30 AM): and i'm like damn it

V (11:25:31 AM): be a man

GK (11:25:36 AM): lol

V (11:25:37 AM): offer up something

V (11:26:18 AM): his idea is in order to hook up he'll get a hotel room

V (11:26:23 AM): seriously

V(11:26:25 AM): i'm like

V (11:26:27 AM): we had one date

V (11:26:57 AM): i say first show me how to surf

V (11:27:09 AM): he goes first i wanna see how our bodies vibe together

V (11:27:13 AM): i sh*t you not

V (11:27:17 AM): new rule

V (11:27:32 AM): no more below the belt action on first date

V(11:27:40 AM): i f*ckin hate making rules!

GK (11:29:21 AM): lol "you want to see how bodies vibe"!

V(11:29:29 AM): HE said that

GK (11:29:34 AM): he said that?!?!

V(11:29:37 AM): YES

V (11:29:47 AM): i should have know

V (11:29:48 AM): n

GK (11:33:59 AM): ok

GK (11:34:57 AM): well it's blatant that he's physically attracted to you so that's out of the way. now you have to figure out if you guys have anything in common past the boudoir

V (11:36:39 AM): EXACTLY

GK (11:40:09 AM): the best way would be for you to suggest the date since he's pretty much given in to the kitty

GK (11:40:52 AM): he said whatever you want to do so you pick where you want to meet him to help gear up more of a dialogue

GK (11:41:21 AM): but to spare him his manhood, you can make your "suggestion" based on one of his suggestions

GK (11:42:30 AM): like if he said drinks, you could pick a spot that doesn't serve alcohol, whatever you have in mind

GK (11:42:44 AM): you have the power

V (11:43:53 AM): so we could go to the pier and have drinks there essentially- but since there's other stuff to do- it keeps things open

GK (11:44:10 AM): there you go

GK (11:44:22 AM): but keep the fireworks to a minimum

GK (11:44:36 AM): the pier has a lot of hook up potentials

V (11:44:47 AM): haha

GK  (11:45:18 AM): you could end up having sex on the beach and not the drink "/>

GK (11:45:28 AM): does that drink even exist anymore?! lol

V (11:45:37 AM): no hook up with out dinner

V (11:45:39 AM): new rule

GK (11:45:39 AM): LOL

GK (11:46:09 AM): instead of meals on wheels it's meals for thrills?!

V (11:46:20 AM): haha

Oopsie! Ya fell!

Codename: Aquarius

Location: His place/ Sushi place

Website: Jdate.com

It is never easy to cut ties.

Sometimes asking a girl’s POV, their sense is usually very black and white, many of my gal pals suggested going cold turkey. But when you have an addiction, it’s not so easy.

I was addicted to the oxytocin, the chemical produced in our brain primarily responsible for the feeling of love. I felt like I had maxed out Yoda, Robex, Valpal and IVY.

But one suggestion that actually made sense for my situation was from S.T.

“Maybe try to wean yourself off the situation.”

“Huh?”

“You know see him less and less, till you just don’t see him anymore.”

“Good idea.”

Superego: Let’s hope it works.

It had been a little while since I had last seen Aquarius. He would IM me and I would ignore him. It was hard, but I knew ultimately that was what I had to do.

Until… just before his birthday.

The f#$ked up thing was, I knew it was going to be his birthday, because he had it previously posted on his profile… and he simply would not tell me what day it was… because he did not want me to know.

I consulted my best friend GK via IM.

V: What if I messenger him cookies or something?

GK: No. Too much.

V: Than I should just ignore it?

GK: Um, well if he didn’t tell you…

V: But I’m not an a$$hole, what if I just send an e-card?

GK: I guess you could do that.

Aquarius: Hey

What’s up?

V: F#$k. He’s IMing me.

GK: Ignore him.

V: I have, but I feel really bad.

V: Hey

I got my physical yesterday. Took a test. I’m clean.

Aquarius: Oh yeah?

V: Yup. When was the last time you took a test?

Aquarius: Like last year with my physical.

V: Are you gonna take one?

Aquarius: I could. Hold on….

I’m on the phone with the doctor now.

V: Seriously, he’s saying he is on with his doctor right now to set up an STD test.

GK: HA LIAR!

Aquarius: All set. I’m going in.

V: How long did he say the results would take?

Aquarius: Not sure, but I think after 48 hours if you don’t hear anything you’re cool.

V:  He must be thinking if he takes this test on the double, I’ll just tumble into bed.

GK: Oopsie! Ya fell!

V: HAHAHA

The Next Day.

Aquarius: I’m clean!

V: Cool.

Aquarius: I have to shoot this video for work this weekend. Do you maybe want to grab some sushi later?

V: Tonight? I wish you had let me known in advance.

Aquarius: I know, but this is more fun.

V: I’ll think about it.

Aquarius: Ok, let me know.

V: Kill me

GK: You didn’t.

V: I did.

GK: You gave in to last minute plans.

V: Sort of… not yet.

GK: Well… have fun.

V: Thanks. I’m weaning off, don’t worry. I can’t quit cold turkey. Too painful.

GK: Do what you got to do.

I texted Aquarius by the time I got off of work.

‘We can meet at my house’ he wrote.

‘Of course we can meet at your house’ I thought.

Than I had one of those thoughts, that even though this guy had seriously f#$ked around with my mind, I still had feelings for him and knew that I would have to stop seeing him very soon. This would be one of those last times and than it would be me not knowing him anymore. So I wanted to try to have fun. I wanted it to be special.

So I bought another f#$king dress at Forever 21. J#sus.

But I will have you know… I was late… on purpose. Took my damn time.

And I looked f#$king good in that dress.

So I made my way down. My phone was dying so there was no way to tell him I was running late… maybe he would assume I’d stand him up. ‘Good… keep that a#$hole guessing, worst case scenario I get in my car and go home.’

I made my way up the apartment stairs. Knocked on the door and when it opened I saw…

Candles. Lit. All over his apartment.

I was dumbstruck. F#$king dumbstruck.

“You look sexy.” He said.

Superego: Holy Jesus Saint Santa Maria… he’s trying to seduce us.

Ego: OMG that is soooooo sweet!

Id: Mega OMGs! Yay! (Ego and Id jump up and down screaming)

He puts his arm around me to hug me. “Sorry just got back from the gym.”

“Um, actually I have an odd request…”

“Yeah?”

“I kind of feel yucky, can I use the shower?”

Smiles. “Definitely. I’ll get you a towel.”

Superego: Well I’ll be damned… we’re a f#$king b#$ch to this guy and he’s turns into f#$kng Romeo.

As he hands me the towel, “Should I join you?”

I laugh with a coy smile, “Um no.”

“Private time?”

I laugh again and nod, “Yes.”

I am completely dumbfounded at this point how he has gone from a#$ to nice guy. I truly needed the shower, it calmed me down, made me feel relaxed so I could go into this situation with an open mind and I realized… I might be having sex with him that night.

Aquarius had himself cleaned up. And he had on his… glasses.

I had gone from steaming angry to relinquishing my defenses… and I wondered if I was crazy for being angry or if he simply had this power over me. ‘F#$k it, I’m just going to go with it.’

He was on the phone with his buddy Skinny Playa, “Yeah, me and V are just going to grab some sushi.”

When he was off he said, “My birthday is Friday.”

“Oh,” I replied aloof. I went up to him and put my hands behind his head and kissed him. “Happy Birthday.”

We made our way to the Sushi place… which was filled with Valentine’s Day décor. AAAKKKKKWAAAARRRRDDDDD.

Aquarius was beginning to turn Aquarius again, like any expectation of emotion was like kryptonite.

We had a really fun dinner. Sushi and Fried Ice Cream. And this time he paid. I was taken aback. Why the hell had it just gone from one extreme to another? Perhaps it was because I was distancing myself and he knew it and out of some insane psychological need… he was just trying to pull me back in.

We went back to his house, watched a movie and I put my feet under his legs. For a minute there… I thought I was in the clear. He hadn’t made his move.

Than he went to the room. When he came back, I was lying down on the couch and he playfully jumped on me and kissed me. This progressed. He took me to his bedroom. He had gotten me out of my dress, I had my undergarments still on.

Superego: Oopsie! Ya fell!

I held back. I didn’t want my brain to explode again by giving away the only control I had. I couldn’t do it. It would have hurt worse had I gone forward. He felt it too. We stopped after awhile.

He drove me to my car. “Be safe.” He said.

I giggled and kissed him. “You remembered!”

He pointed to his head, “It learns.”

And I drove home. Still set on weaning but less attached. I was in a steady place. I only hoped I could stay there. I still couldn’t believe it. No one had ever lit candles for me before. At that point he was so odd to me, I didn’t think I would ever understand it.

Letter

Codename: dressmeinpantyhose
Location: Online
Website: Okcupid.com

This seals the deal, I meet the sketchiest guys on Okcupid... I just got this letter- in real time... and I had to share it with you... and yes, this is totally for real...

Hi Hun,

I'm a crossdresser with an intense pantyhose fetish. Since I first wore pantyhose at 8, Ive been dreaming of a time to be helplessly bound and gagged in pantyhose. After years of experimenting with various brands of hose, dresses, miniskirts, gags and restraints I've come to one recurring dream.

I'm in Macy's lingerie department and I crouch to tie my shoe and you notice that I'm wearing pantyhose under my shorts, am wearing light makeup and my nails are done. You smile and I blush. I hand you a room key, whisper the hotel name and promise to wait for you alone.

I race back to the hotel and quickly remove all my male clothes and put on my spanx and cover myself from head to toe in pantyhose and wear only my 6inch black patent pumps. 




I then tie my ankles to my thighs so that I can't kick off my shoes and can only be in a laying position. I then ballgag myself and tie my hands to my shoes with a slipknot and lay on the bed unable to move.

Then I hear your key in the door, what will you do next? I'm petrified, excited, hard. What would you do to me next?...

Please get back to me if you are interested. I am in Torrance on the 19th and 20th and am desperate to have fun with a beautiful girl like you!

Hugs,


dressmeinpantyhose


Shouldn't really judge this guy, I mean that's what he's into right?
I find myself pretty accepting of other people. But do I have interested in Spanx and Crossdressers on my profile? Gosh, I really have to update that thing...


Good luck dressmeinpantyhose. There's a girl out there for you somewhere.

Sooooooo Done

Code Name: Aquarius

Location: Friend’s House/Dolce

Website: JDate.com

Ring.

Ring.

Ring.

“Hello?” My friend IVY.

“It’s V.”

“What happened?

“I am so done. Soooooo done.”

“But I thought you hung out with his friends, you were going to play it by ear.”

“Wait… let me tell you what happened…”

IM CONVO:

AQUARIUS: Plans later?

V: Ha no, I’m tired. Remember? We hung out yesterday?”

AQUARIUS: Dolce. Half off Mondays. Wanna go?

V: Ummmmmm…

AQUARIUS: Yummy Dolce.

V: I’m so tired- tonight????

AQUARIUS: Well, you don’t have to…

PSYCHE:

Ego: OMG! What if he takes someone else!

Superego: Really? There’s a bullet in my brain and I can’t get it out.

Id: Go V! GO!

V: Okay but let’s do 8:30pm.

“Stop.” IVY says. “You were tired but you gave into last minute plans anyway… again.”

“I know.”

“Continue…”

“I went to buy clothes again.”

“V!”

“Please, I get it… but you would be proud how fast I flew through Forever 21 and thank God, my hair was strait. I basically had some heels in my trunk… of course he picks a restaurant on this side of the hill… never leaving me time to get to the Valley to change.”

“V, hence you should have rescheduled. You have to lay down the terms or he will walk all over them.”

“I know! But I wanted to do the sexy dinner!”

“Jesus. Okay.”

“Then my phone was dying. He wanted me to go to his friend’s house because he couldn’t get the reservation till 9PM, which was across from the restaurant. I got lost.”

“And was he helpful?”

“He suggested I invest in a car phone charger.”

“Ugh!”

“Yeah yuck! Then the phone died. I found him anyway. And the random parking lot he wanted me to park in.”

“And when he greeted you, did he kiss you hello?”

“No.”

“Hugged you?”

“No.”

“What did he do?”

“He waved me in without looking me in the eye.”

“BLECH!”

“I know! I want to barf too.”

“You should have turned and left right there.”

“I’m thinking ohhhh-kay. Fine. I go in to meet his friend, let’s call him, Skinny Pimp.”

“Skinny pimp cute?”

“Not my type, but according to Aquarius, he sleeps with every chick that moves.”

“So he’s really Skinny Slut.”

“Ah, he’s Skinny Playa! So he’s actually cordial with me, we talk a little bit about their work and my work and the silly Terminator series. I check out his bathroom and compliment about how blue it is.”

“Where’s Aquarius?”

“Aquarius is acting like he’s totally not interested in me, checking the internet and I’m thinking well hey, if you’re not interested in me, WHY THE F#$K DO YOU KEEP WANTING ME TO HANG OUT WITH

 YOU?”

“He wants to see what he can get out of it. He takes what he wants…”

“And ONLY what he wants…”

“Never what YOU want…”

“No…”

“Because it’s not about YOU…”

“It’s about HIM…”

“And what HE wants.”

“Yeah. So we head over. He says I look nice. I say thanks. The super blond hostess aka actress seats us. It’s really nice.”

Reader's note: Dolce closed June 30, 2009

“I mean, I don’t think he would have taken you to Dolce if he wasn’t interested.”

“Ha well ok… so I’m talking, trying to keep things going, and half the stuff I talk about, he’s not even listening to.”

“And?”

“I even tell him that I really want to have sex with him and it’s like no reaction. I mean, I thought that’s what he wanted.”

“V. I don’t know how to tell you this. I think this guy is weird.”

“Yeah he’s f#$king weird! We have a great dinner, that he suggested on what we should order and share and blah blah blah.”

“Did he pay?”

“The check comes… he wants to split it. I say okay.”

“HE DIDN’T EVEN PAY! HE INVITED YOU!”

“I KNOW! AND LAST MINUTE! AGAIN! I was fine paying for my half, but I paid last time, I mean as long as it’s fair… but he keeps pulling this hot and cold sh#t- we should have discussed that stuff beforehand.”

“V stop seeing this guy!”

“I know! And when he takes me to my car, I’m quiet, I’m kinda feeling like I’ve been treated like sh#t…”

“Because you have been V.”

“And than he has the nerve to say, ‘What no good night kiss?’”

“V, tell me you slammed your car door in his face.”

“No, I gave him a quick kiss anyway.”

“V!”

“I was so confused and soooooooooo PISSED. I am so tired! SOOOOOO tired!” I’m feeling the tears now, the hot angry tears and that’s when I know… I’ve had just about enough. “Everybody told me. Everybody.”

“It doesn’t matter what people tell you. You wouldn’t have listened. Sometimes you need to find out things for yourself.”

“I just can not believe I let it get to this point. This isn’t me. I’m not a weak person.”

“You have got to end it.”

“I don’t know how. I’ve never ended anything with anyone before.”

“Just stop communication.”

“It’s not so easy.”

“You will have to.”

“I know.”

TO BE CONTINUED….