"Don't Get Ripped and Dipped" says Dr. Miami

Codename: Ab-o-licious

Location: Online chat Re: Ab-o-licious Heart Attack Text 

w. Dr. Miami

Website: Plenty of Fish.com

Note: If you need Dr. Miami's assistance with all those male and female quandaries, his assistance is available and he can be reached at dblesser4@gmail.com.

Or as Dr. Miami puts it, don't put out for 5 dates at least or else you'll get RIPPED AND DIPPED!

V

ok Dr. Miami you’re on- the guy called me 


yesterday and said his friend does indeed have a 


heart condition

so we're going out today

now here's my question

you ready?

2:15pmDr. Miami

wait start over

my chat  froze

and i lost all u said

haha

2:15pmV

ok

the guy i told you about yesterday

the one who i thought lied

but called me yesterday

and said his friend does indeed have a heart 


condition

2:15pmDr. Miami

lol

2:15pmV

so we made nice

2:15pmDr. Miami

a heart murmur

or did he really have an attack

2:15pmV

his valves had filled with water

thus inducing a mild heart attack

because of his condition

2:16pmDr. Miami

gee willagers

o ok

so u picked up and he told u that

and now what

2:16pmV

so we're going out tonight

here's my concern

he really has upped the sexual territory

like this is a second date

and he has made it clear

2:17pmDr. Miami

hahahahaha

2:17pmV

he wants to cross 3rd

2:17pmDr. Miami

he wants to boneeeeee

2:17pmV

yup

2:17pmDr. Miami

lmao

so do u wanna

or ur not like that

2:17pmV

i do- but i dont know him well yet

2:17pmDr. Miami

haha

just say NO

2:17pmV

hahahahhaha

2:17pmDr. Miami

then get to know him

2:17pmV

i kind of have

right right

2:17pmDr. Miami

listen

i have had the same girl sleep over my house for 5 nights

and i just f**gered her last night

2:17pmV

hahahahh

2:17pmDr. Miami

and she refuses to f**k me

bc she thinks im a playa

2:18pmV

LMAO

2:18pmDr. Miami

but im trying to prove her otherwise

like this has potential to be my gf

so im rolling with the punches

2:18pmV

nice

well he's already made it clear that he meant it 


when he said he liked spending time with me

that he's a good guy

etc.

etc

so i feel like i should believe him

2:18pmDr. Miami

hahahaha

thats your mistake

rule #1

2:19pmV

hahah

2:19pmDr. Miami

trust no guy!

hahah

2:19pmV

i know right

2:19pmDr. Miami

we will always tell you what you want to hear

2:19pmV

i figured

he really turned on the charm

2:19pmDr. Miami

ALWAYS

so he has good game

haha

2:19pmV

exactly

now how do i make sure the game doesnt play me

2:19pmDr. Miami

well how do u know he’s not gonna ditch you after


 he f**ks u

2:19pmV

yea i dont know

2:20pmDr. Miami

your already getting played

2:20pmV

exactly

2:20pmDr. Miami

listen to yourself

hahahah

he has you on a string

you’re his puppet right now

2:20pmV

haha

2:20pmDr. Miami

you just don’t realize

you gotta play the game back

make him want you

but dont let him have you

haha

if he keeps persisting then eventually he will be


 rewarded

but make sure

or else u might


t get ripped and dipped

haha

2:21pmV

LOL

words to live and die by: ripped and dipped

2:22pmDr. Miami

lmao

i speak the truth

2:22pmV

i mean i def. dont want to go too far tonight

2:22pmDr. Miami

i should write a book

2:22pmV

hahah

2:22pmDr. Miami

Don’t do it

kiss and that’s it

no more

2:22pmV

so basically i'm wearing tight jeans and a belt

above the belt action only

2:22pmDr. Miami

dont end up in his/your bed

go out

2:22pmV

hahahha

2:22pmDr. Miami

dont take him home

2:22pmDr. Miami

unless u wanna bang

2:23pmV

i do but not yet

i don’t even know him yet

he's got potential

2:23pmDr. Miami

ok

well don’t allow it to happen

don’t get too drunk

don’t let him get too drunk

2:23pmV

we're just going to the movies

2:23pmDr. Miami

you control what happens

don’t think with a wet p*ssy

2:23pmV

It’s a school night

2:23pmDr. Miami

think with your brain

2:23pmV

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:24pmDr. Miami

when u feel the wetness dripping down your leg


 then it’s time to go home

hahaha

2:24pmV

LMAO!

2:26pmV

LOL

so question

hypothetical

2:26pmDr. Miami

shoot...

2:27pmV

so IF the girl you had been seeing had f**ked your 


brains out last night- would that freak you out or 


would you continue to pursue

2:27pmDr. Miami

i would never take her seriously

i would never be committed with her

my thing is if a girl f**ks me within the first 5 or so


 dates she’s just a whore

2:27pmV

OMG

2:27pmDr. Miami

bc IF she did ever become my gf and we ever broke up

i would always remember i f**ked her within 5 


dates so she is probably f**king someone else

hahahaa

that’s too sleazy

i like girls that make you work for that puss

2:28pmV

hhahha

2:28pmDr. Miami

its better than xbox

hahahahah

2:28pmV

what if she was just highly sexual

you wouldn’t even give her a pass

2:29pmDr. Miami

im not saying i wouldn’t f**k her

im just saying it would never turn into anything

because she would always be the girl who f**ked 


me after 2 dates

haha

2:29pmV

i really thought that sh*t was a myth

2:30pmDr. Miami

hey I’m sure not every guy thinks like me

2:30pmV

i keep hearing it

2:30pmDr. Miami

this is my own original way of doing thing

all from learned experiences

2:30pmV

not from guys but from the girls

but hey i've been single for 4 years so maybe i 


should listen up

2:30pmDr. Miami

girls just say that so they don’t feel so whorish 


about themselves lol

2:30pmV

LOL\

2:30pmDr. Miami

if you got game it doesn’t matter

a chick can tell me I’m not gonna f**k you tonight

and i guarantee by the end of the night she is going


 to be riding my c*ck like she is on a bull in a texas


 rodeo

2:31pmV

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2:31pmDr. Miami

its all about how you use your words

and how you can manipulate the situation

hahaha

im a expert

lmao

2:31pmV

you do got game- i'll give you that Dr. Miami

2:32pmDr. Miami

hahaha

sex is all a game

2:32pmV

yea dude

2:32pmDr. Miami

between a guy and a girl

2:32pmV

but i hate the game

HATE the game

2:32pmDr. Miami

who can hold out the longest

2:32pmV

i can hold out

2:32pmDr. Miami

who can convince the other person to make a move

who gives in and who puts out

2:32pmV

so if he convinces or challenges me to make the


 first move and i do it- he wins

he's got the power

2:33pmDr. Miami

u never make the first move!

NEVER

NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER

Don’t even test the waters

i mean do test the waters

2:33pmV

hahah

2:33pmDr. Miami

see if he’s a p*ssy and afraid

or if he’s crazy and aggressive

depending on what u like

i usually try and take it slow

even though i wanna rail the sh*t out the girl

it makes me seems like i care

and I’m moving slow

2:34pmV

LMAO

2:34pmDr. Miami

and taking my time

hahahaha

2:34pmV

so how would i know if he cared FOR REAL

2:34pmDr. Miami

and in the end

PATIENCE PAYS

everytime!

that takes time

u gotta feel him out

have deep conversations

and listen to him

2:34pmV

yea we haven’t gotten to deep convos yet

2:34pmDr. Miami

but also try and manipulate what he tells you

2:34pmV

like for example?

2:34pmDr. Miami

if he tells you i think i like you

be like yea you probably tell every girl that

see how he reacts when u put him on the spot lol

don’t let him make u feel special

bc the truth is he’s probably using his words to take


 off your pants

2:35pmV

i thought so

he is pushing hard too

he ims me at work

and turns it right to that

2:38pmDr. Miami

i mean

he prob has no game

hahaha

2:38pmV

no he does have game

2:38pmDr. Miami

do you guys text all the time

2:38pmV

he knows what he's doing

we were last week/ iming

than that thing on friday happened

i didn’t call or text him back

deleted his facebook and number

2:39pmDr. Miami

lol

2:39pmV

and than i got a call on monday

2:39pmDr. Miami

so drastic you are

V

So RECAP: In short you say hold out 5 dates or 3


 weeks to a month?

i'll know if he's not really interested if he bails 


before that time

V

What's the shortest time i can get away with

I'm a woman and have needs Dr. Miami

2:50pmDr. Miami

hahha

make him wait at least 5 dates or more

haha

2:51pmV

k i can do that